VariousArtists’ Six Easter Movie Recommendations

EasterMovieCollageBLOG

Originally published on Open Salon April 21, 2011.

A high holy holiday for the religious and a sweets-filled, extra-long weekend off of work for us atheists, agnostics and those of other faiths, Easter is ultimately a celebratory occasion for all. It’s a time for the ritualistic anthropomorphism of bunnies (please, no Shannon Tweed jokes) and to stuff your face with oft-waxy chocolate. And once the sugar rush turns into a sugar crash, you will probably be taking some downtime on the sofa in front of the telly.

But what if the obligatory re-airings of The Ten Commandments, The Robe or Jesus of Nazareth are not your cup of tea? Prithee, what shall thou watch?

For those applicable souls, I have selected six alternative, possibly Easter-related recommended viewing suggestions.

 

Easter Parade (1948): Okay, so this too gets hauled out and flayed against TV screens every year at this time, but I’m a sucker for an old school Hollywood musical. I am perpetually delighted by this period romp featuring Judy Garland as a trying-to-catch-a-break performer in 1912 NYC.

Fred Astaire co-stars as a Broadway deity on a vengeance trip after being dumped, personally and professionally, by his careerist partner and former love interest played by snappy tapper Ann Miller in her star turn as manipulative minx. Fred tries to use and mould our Judy to his own selfish ends but, alas, cooler heads and warmer hearts prevail. Aw, bless.

Easter Parade features maximum hoofing and trilling as well as a great faux-period look and a bevy of classic Irving Berlin songs. Be warned: you may find yourself compulsively singing “Snooky Ookums” for the rest of the weekend.

Gee, I wish that I’d find myself in the rotogravure.

 

Night of the Lepus (1972): Easter is the Festival of Bunnies and Chocolate as a friend of mine who is partial to both likes to say. And for those who want to sharply focus on the former of the two, why not take in a viewing of the Z-grade 1972 horror flick Night of the Lepus.

What could better bring home the spirit of the season than a film about marauding gangs of giant killer buns, violently destroying everything in their path and gnawing on the unfortunate humans that cross them like candied carrots, leaving shredded lettuce-like remains in their fluffy wake.

Never mind that rabbits aren’t carnivores. These big-assed mofo Peter Cottontails are clustered, terrifying hoodlums, all sharp gleaming teeth and galumphing menace—although it could be reasonably argued that the killer rabbit in Monty Python and the Holy Grail is more expeditious in its single-handed carnage.

Along with the blood-thirsty leporidaes you also get a slumming Janet Leigh in a truly unfortunate wavy rainbow top and 70s sex hair as well as DeForest “Plaid Flares and Sideburns” Kelley (Dr. McCoy from Star Trek) clearly in need of work at this time, along with two dumb-as-bricks kids who probably couldn’t tell their asses from their elbows. What’s not to like?

The trailer is a hoot …

… but the subsequent collection of “best” clips show the actual enormo-sized bunnies.

 

Willie Wonka & the Chocolate Factory (1971): We’ve covered the buns with Night of the Lepus—now it’s time for the chocolate.

I’ve loved this film ever since seeing it as a kid with my cousin at a nearly deserted theatre in 1971. Willie Wonka will give you a sugar rush yet it is amazingly treacle-free and rather dark for a film aimed at kids (one of the presumed key factors for its initial box office failure). Willie has all the right mindset ingredients that would make him a perfect sadistic Leather Daddy, delighting in dishing out the hard line to a gaggle of obnoxious brats, while the glowing herds of malevolent Oompa-Loompas and dayglo WTF?? sets help make for the best substitute bad acid trip you’ll never have.

There is also the Tim Burton remake, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, trading in Gene Wilder rocking the Pierre Trudeau-as-Edwardian-hippie look for Johnny Depp’s sinister Brian Jones. It seems like almost everyone but Cublet and I hated it but, fie, we both rather enjoy it.

I’m now off to look for a Golden Ticket.

 .

Annie Hall (1977): One of Woody Allen’s masterworks and a landmark of ‘70s cinema, Annie Hall’s features a hilarious Easter connection in the form of Diane Keaton’s Annie taking Woody’s Alvy Singer back home for the holiday weekend amidst her über-WASP family and Jew-hating grandmother. Ok, so the Easter content ends there, but it’s always a great film to watch.

And here is the scene …

 

The Wicker Man (1973): It’s the Christians vs the Pagans in this classic British suspense yarn, written by Anthony Shaffer. The Wicker Man is a fascinating, singular look at the disastrous results of unquestioned dogma of any stripe in the context of a Hitchcockian nail-biter.

In terms of an Easter connection, sacrifice and crucifixions are key to the theme of the film, but not in the ways you might expect. There’s also Rowan, “a lovely March Hare,” for those who didn’t get enough bun-stuff with Night of the Lepus.

The Wicker Man sports gorgeous Scottish locales and a stunning soundtrack of original and traditional gothic folk. Cast-wise it features Christopher Lee in his definitive role as the ruthless, pragmatic Lord Summerisle; Edward Woodward as the virginal and deeply religious Sgt. Howie; and Britt Ekland as the nude-dancing barmaid, landlord’s daughter and all round town de-flowering entity.

And it’s a musical to boot, although probably the most atypical, erotic, and chilling one you’ll ever see.

In addition, when May Day rolls around this year, The Wicker Man may inspire you to have your own salacious community maypole sing-a-long romp. You’ll have to see the film to understand.

I have watched this movie far too many times to count. It would rank in my Top 5 Favourite Films of All Time. I guess I should also note that there was a widely panned sequel a few years back, which I steadfastly refused to see. From what I understand, I made the right choice in avoiding.

Okay, let’s go: “In the woods there grew a tree …”

 

Patti Smith: Dream of Life (2008): This largely black and white Patti Smith “documentary” begins with a brief life and career recap before eschewing sequential narrative completely.

It could also not be better named. Taken from her 1988 song/album title, it’s just as it says on the tin: a wash of filmed fragments from Smith’s life between the mid-90s to mid-00s, with a non-linear chronology worthy of David Lynch’s Mulholland Dr. It really is like watching Smith’s life refracted through a dream.

It’s hypnotic, haunting, visually mesmerizing—and we get to see Patti meeting Michael Stipe’s mother, too.

Its connection to the holidays? Well, Smith issued an album and song called “Easter” in 1978. And, um … that’s it. But it’s Patti—isn’t that reason enough?

 

Happy Easter, one and all!

© 2011-2016 VariousArtists

 

Comments From Original OpenSalon.com Posting

Okay I must find the Patti Smith one.. Annie Hall is such a classic.
You forgot the Good Friday one with.. hmmm was it the The Song of Bernadette which we watched the day before Good Friday in school..:)
Yup there was no singing and dancing in that one..:)
rated with hugs
 
Nice alternative list. I’ll have to check out the bunny horror movie, that looks awesome! And I haven’t seen the Patti Smith movie, looks good. It’s always the right time to see Annie Hall again. As always, great writing!
 

Thanks for this. Easter is a great LP, btw but you know that. I still listen to it in my car. Think I’ll put it in today.

I’ve seen all the movies above except for Night of the Lepus. I’ll get back to you on it. 🙂

 

Thank you thank you! Especially for bringing Night of the Lepus to my attention. It sounds like a classic hoot! We share the same favorite film of all time, “The Wicker Man” – really not much more I can say about this film.

And as a Patti Smith fan I need to see Dream of Life ASAP

Happy May Day

 
Happy Chocolate and Bunny Weekend!
XOXO
MZ
 

Linda: I’ve never seen “Song of Bernadette” but believe I’ve heard of it. I (luckily) didn’t have an overly religious upbringing at home or school so that could be why I never saw it.

The Patti Smith movie is very contemplative. We saw it at the Bytowne (which you’ll know) when it came out a few years ago and in the middle of the movie, somebody outside the theatre started to maniacally try to break down one of the side doors. It was a very odd moment–we thought someone was going to be bursting in with a gun or something.

I thought of other movies as well but will save them for next year.

Yserba: With “Night of the Lepus,” the best way to watch it is with a group of people, the more, um, enhanced the better. It has its dead spots but the hilariously bad bits/clothes/hair/dialogue/bad special effects/atrocious acting are LOL funny. Glad you enjoyed.

Scarlett: I hope you did indeed listen to “Easter” today. I decided to do a late-in-the-game contribution to the “Saved By Pop Culture” Open Call and it will be about Patti. Look for it on Monday.

Chiller: “Night of the Lepus” can be a hoot. As for “The Wicker Man,” I’d say it’s more in my Top 5 – “Rear Window” would be my absolute favourite movie of all time. Still, it’s like splitting hairs. I love “The Wicker Man” so much. On a related note, a long-time friend of mine who will eventually be surfacing in my series has long had a nickname (WBN Rigs) in our circle that partially dates back to our initially seeing The Wicker Man together.

Did you know that director Robin Hardy has filmed what he calls a “spiritual sequel,” “The Wicker Tree,” for release later this year? I’m usually weary of sequels but I’ll admit I am intrigued by this one.

Hail the Queen of the May!

MZ: Happy Chocolate and Bunny Weekend to you to–and Larry the Poodle! WBN Rigs is in town from Montreal this weekend for a chocolate fondue at our place … wish you were up here to join us 😦

 

What a hoot! I’ve jotted down Night of the Lepus to tell my son about just in case he doesn’t already know about it. He loves those campy thrillers. If I had seen that movie when I was a kid I’d of had serious issues with rabbits!

I can’t get enough of Annie Hall and Wonka is filled with delicious lines:
A little nonsense now & then is relished by the wisest men.
We are the music makers & we are the dreamers of dreams.
The suspense is terrible…I hope it will last.
Don’t forget what happened to the man who got everything he ever wanted…he lived happily ever after.

I’ve got to get the Smith doc. Looks great.

 

lschmoopie: I saw “Lepus” for the first time on TV around 1975. I was sleeping over at my cousin’s and we stayed up to watch this on the late-late-late show because DeForest Kelley had a small role in it and my cuz was a budding Trekkie. It seemed piss-poor even then but LOL hilarious when I saw it as an adult. But then again, I have a passion for good-badness.

I need to see Wonka again, it’s been about a decade since I last watched it.

 
“Annie Hall” and the Patti Smith one…definitely goin’ there. Right now, as a matter of fact, via my Netfliks “connection” on the old home theater–great choices!
 
I’d heard about the “spiritual sequel” for a long long while. I thought at first it was going to be called “The Riding of the Laddie” or something like that? Anyways, I look forward to it.
 

Keka — I realized when writing this that I hadn’t seen Annie Hall in years and need to recifty that.

Chiller Pop — I’m looking forward to it as well, Chiller. Let’s cross our fingers that it will do the original film justice.

 
Geez Various, I thought I’d already commented on this. Annie Hall is a no-doubt classic and I’ve been curious about The Wicker Man. I guess I’ll put it on my list for when I’m in one of “those” moods. I’m an Astair fan too so Easter Bonnet is fun every now and then. Guess I’ll have to wait for next Easter now.
 
Abra: I can’t recommend The Wicker Man enough. It is truly unique. I can’t think of another film to quite compare it to.
 
I cannot thank you enough for posting Night of the Lepus footage. Nothing makes me laugh quite as much as a ginormous, stampeding, killer bunnies! Daisy definitely approves of this movie!
 
PoshPudding: I agree, although I might not be laughing so hard if the giant buns were coming at me! I’m glad it has The Daisy Seal of Bun Approval.
 
Thanks so much for upholding the holiday spirit with this nice collection of nostagia. Guess i will be busy watching these over my holidays.

 

Advertisements


Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s